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sp0iledbabe:

blowmarisol:

highfromsanfrancisco:

Always reblog

10/10 THIS

I actually adore her because I’ve NEVER seen a black person get to be so fucking frank and honest about racial injustice on tv.

She’s real, she’s smart, she’s witty, she’s informed and she’s fucking unapologetic. I’m obsessed.

(Source: vangoghmygod, via bunearybun)

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subliminaltwist:

the locker of a very straight high schooler who is straight

subliminaltwist:

the locker of a very straight high schooler who is straight

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king-emare:

deebott:

thevictoriaa:

onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

OHMYGOD LOL 

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmaooo

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beyonseh:

I’M FUCKINFDGJNFJLKDNGS

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celebstarlets:

8/25/14 - Dascha Polanco at the 66th Annual Emmy Awards in LA.

celebstarlets:

8/25/14 - Dascha Polanco at the 66th Annual Emmy Awards in LA.

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Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons, via u-got-my-dick-message)

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olennatryrell:

sweet hufflepuff, from valley broad; a fanmix for hufflepuff students ♥

happy pharrell williams • i will wait mumford and sons • anything could happen ellie goulding • love like this kodaline • panic cord gabrielle aplin • the cave mumford and sons • between two lungs florence + the machine • try colbie caillat • overjoyed bastille • people help the peoplebirdy

Artwork by yourtugboatcaptain
Other Houses: Gryffindor | Slytherin | Ravenclaw

olennatryrell:

sweet hufflepuff, from valley broad; a fanmix for hufflepuff students

happy pharrell williams • i will wait mumford and sons • anything could happen ellie goulding • love like this kodaline • panic cord gabrielle aplin • the cave mumford and sons • between two lungs florence + the machine • try colbie caillat • overjoyed bastille • people help the peoplebirdy

Artwork by yourtugboatcaptain

Other Houses: Gryffindor | Slytherin | Ravenclaw

(via u-got-my-dick-message)

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hotsenator:

hotsenator:

my dad had surgery today so he is kind of high off his pain meds and he keeps telling me “get me a ham sandwich” and i’m like “no dad we don’t eat ham.. we’re jews’ he goes “ham… ham sandwich please” “dad no no, no ham..” 

now he’s just reading from the dessert menu and my mom is telling him “your doctor said no sugar or anything too heavy…” and he’s going “this is so unfair! this is so unfair to me!”

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moriartys:

I’m just so emotionally attached to a lot of the people I follow. Like, I might not even talk to you, but I’ll see your little icon and url pop up on my dash and I’ll just stare at it and smile and be like: friend.

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captainarlert:

yamikisara:

captainarlert:

next person to sing anaconda to me gets a dick punch

You mean we get punched with a dick?

i-i could hit you with a dick i suppose but I meant imma punch you in the dick

(via stereofeathers)

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thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

(Source: yungterra, via stereofeathers)