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supadong:

supadong:

dont be a sad dong
be a happy dong
stand erect with excitement and surging with blood, eager to please

why does a text i sent to my crush have more notes than my porn

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terezi-pie-rope:

madvonvanity:

davestriderthedamndickrider:

the-condy:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

nerosfiddlingfires:

canned-erisolsprite:

fuckingkarkalicious:

askdrunksollux:

daves-popped-collars:

since when does sollux make wine



LITERALLY LIKE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN


a challenger has arrived


uMMM„CHALLENGE ACCEPTED„,


i CaN’t MoThEr FuCkInG hEaR yOu AlL i’M tOo MoThEr FuCkInG dRuNk!



ok but are we going to talk about this

winestuck


scuse u all but did you liek forget who u were messin wit
*like

we have a winner

terezi-pie-rope:

madvonvanity:

davestriderthedamndickrider:

the-condy:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

nerosfiddlingfires:

canned-erisolsprite:

fuckingkarkalicious:

askdrunksollux:

daves-popped-collars:

since when does sollux make wine

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LITERALLY LIKE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

a challenger has arrived

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uMMM„CHALLENGE ACCEPTED„,

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i CaN’t MoThEr FuCkInG hEaR yOu AlL i’M tOo MoThEr FuCkInG dRuNk!

Makara Sauvignon Blanc

ok but are we going to talk about this

winestuck

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scuse u all but did you liek forget who u were messin wit

*like

we have a winner

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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

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haus-of-ill-repute:

High five! “Ok high five”

haus-of-ill-repute:

High five! “Ok high five”

(via stylisticlikeameowstic)

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thundercrumbs:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

he laughs like waluigi

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tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]
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eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

(via karflat)

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xyuwa:

Erwin eyefucks Levi from time to time and no one can tell me otherwise! 

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tentaisenshisunred:

my app fucked up and made it even funnier

tentaisenshisunred:

my app fucked up and made it even funnier

(via u-got-my-dick-message)

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psychara:

I’m in the Dutch magazine Girlz ;D With my Psypuffsies!!- FYI I’m 22, not 18. ;P -

psychara:

I’m in the Dutch magazine Girlz ;D With my Psypuffsies!!
- FYI I’m 22, not 18. ;P -

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enchantriella:

iams99ffended:

rachotamer:

I tried to play the Gravity Falls theme on my kazoo and it is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

this is the bEST OMFG IM SO PISS

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headphonepoe:

Can we just.. can we just…
Take a moment to appreciate the ink on Geoff’s arm? FUCKING. SICK. <3

headphonepoe:

Can we just.. can we just…

Take a moment to appreciate the ink on Geoff’s arm? FUCKING. SICK. <3

(via angry-fishies)

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edwardspoonhands:

liamdryden:

ohitsjustkim:

swolemamba:

robregal:

white-people-be-like:

When will they learn

This shit ain’t funny at all. I don’t know why these white dudes think it’s okay to walk up to people, blatantly insult them, then think nothing should happen. Then people look at the Black folks in the vids like THEY’RE wrong.

I don’t see how this is a prank…if getting punched is a prank then Manny pacquiao is the funniest man on the planet

surely a prank is supposed to make everyone laugh when it’s over. even the victim? regardless of what these twats are labelling it as, these poor lads still go home having experienced yet another racist verbal attack on them when they were just innocently living their lives.

fuckin dickwads.

do we REALLY expect anything less idiotic from something called BROPRANKSTV though

You can flag their channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/BroPranksTV/about (you have to be logged in to YouTube.)

The little flag in the bottom left. Flag them for “hate speech against a protected group” and unfortunately not also “Just being a complete asshole.”

Also, please don’t watch any of their videos…that will just get them more views and revenue.