xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en"> Putrid Self Awareness
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  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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charmaise:

iM NOT EVEN LYING I GOT SERVED BY A REAL VERSION OF MARCO CALLED MARCO

(via yolownly)

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gio1x1:

I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”

(via hypotenose)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(

(via cantelle)

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princessbuggie:

really

princessbuggie:

really

(via karflat)

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stfueverything:

sayheyagentcarter:

TWO HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS CREATED A VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU SHOOT TAMPONS INSTEAD OF GUNS

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SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! 

SISTERS DOIN’ IT FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"we’ve normalized guns and violence through video games….yet we still find tampons and menstruation unspeakable"

^^^that right there.

(via hiss-hiss-im-a-basilisk)

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  • me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
  • me: today how you are
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coolsvillesux:

Thank

coolsvillesux:

Thank

(via cantelle)

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england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

(Source: fruks, via ryanvallejo)

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jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

(Source: davebowie, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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shaworu:

What she really means

shaworu:

What she really means

(via junkerjunkee)

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padalesexy:

this vine is too real

(via hantisedeloubli)

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raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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(via cantelle)

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(Source: memewhore, via cantelle)